[ExI] a little fun

[William Flynn Wallace]

from bill w


PROOF THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING AND THE WORLD IS NUTS:

IN LEBANON MEN ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS, BUT THE
ANIMALS MUST BE FEMALE.  SEX WITH A MALE ANIMAL IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

IN BAHRAIN, A MALE DOCTOR MAY LEGALLY EXAMINE A WOMAN'S GENITALS, BUT IS
PROHIBITED FROM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THEM, SO HE MUST USE A MIRROR.

MUSLIMS ARE BANNED FROM LOOKING AT THE GENITALS OF A CORPSE.  IT APPLIES
ALSO TO UNDERTAKERS.  THE GENITALS MUST BE COVERED BY A BRICK OR PIECE OF
WOOD (BRICK?)

THE PENALTY FOR MASTURBATION IN INDONESIA IS DEATH BY DECAPITATION (WORSE
THAN GOING BLIND)

THERE ARE MEN IN GUAM WHOSE FULL-TIME JOB IS TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRY SIDE AND
DEFLOWER YOUNG VIRGINS, WHO PAY THEM FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING SEX FOR
THE FIRST TIME.  UNDER GUAM LAW, IT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN FOR VIRGINS TO
MARRY.  (WONDER WHAT THE APPLICANT'S QUALIFICATIONS ARE FOR THIS JOB?)

TOPLESS SALESWOMEN ARE LEGAL IN LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND BUT ONLY IN TROPICAL
FISH STORES.

IN CALI, COLUMBIA, A WOMAN MAY ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND AND THE FIRST
TIME THIS HAPPENS HER MOTHER MUST BE IN THE ROOM TO WITNESS THE ACT.
(MEN:  COULD YOU DO THIS?)

IN SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR MAN TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN AND
HER DAUGHTER AT THE SAME TIME.  (MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG PROBLEM)

IN MARYLAND IT IS ILLEGAL TO SELL CONDOMS FROM VENDING MACHINES WITH ONE
EXCEPTION:  THEY MAY BE DISPENSED FROM A VENDING MACHINE ON 'IN PLACES
WHERE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE SOLD FOR CONSUMPTION ON THE PREMISES'

TRIVIA:

BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL USES 150 CALORIES AN HOUR.

HUMANS AND DOLPHIN ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE (CAN SEE
FLIPPER SMILING NOW, BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?)

AN ANT CAN LIFT 50 TIMES ITS WEIGHT, PULL 30 TIMES ITS WEIGHT (SEEMS
BACKWARDS, EH?) AND ALWAYS FALLS OVER ON ITS RIGHT SIDE WHEN DRUNK (MUST
HAVE BEEN A GOVERNMENT STUDY)

BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET

AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN.

STARFISH DON'T HAVE BRAINS, SO THIS IS A NEW WAY TO CUSS SOMEONE 'HEY,
STARFISH'

TURTLES CAN BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTTS (AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE BAD BREATH?)
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