[ExI] crowdsourced crimefighters

[spike at rainier66.com]

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From: extropy-chat <extropy-chat-bounces at lists.extropy.org> On Behalf Of
BillK via extropy-chat

>...Theft of less than $950 in goods is treated as a nonviolent misdemeanor
under California law. ...
BillK
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BillK, as soon as that law went into effect, a crime wave began (and is
still very much with us) aimed at the very common Toyota Prius (hybrid.)
Those have two catalytic converters.  Toyota designed them so the front one
is very convenient for thieves to remove quickly.  The MSRP on a new one is
$2147.32, of course if you don't work on cars, the local dealer can install
one for a labor cost of an additional 460 bucks, so it only costs the
Prius-driver about 2500.

However... when the constables are summoned after a Prius cat-con theft,
they explain the bad news: They can't count that as a 2500 dollar theft of
even 2100, since eBay sells used cat-cons, you have the option of buying one
(if you don't mind buying stolen goods (probably your own)) for a mere 949
bucks, which makes the theft a misdemeanor, which makes it functionally
legal and is the reason the thief will be back next week if she sees your
Prius has moved.

The good news is...  oh wait, that was the good news.  The bad news is that
if she injures herself while re-stealing your used cat-con, you are liable.
Hey, you supplied the bait.

The good news is... oh wait, that was also the good news.  The bad news is
that since the word got around about how easy and profitable it is to steal
catcons from the Prius, that particular model has become practically
worthless in California.  You can sell them in Nevada, Oregon or Arizona for
a pittance, but really they don't want them either.  The Prius has gone from
the socially-responsible choice to an attractive nuisance with the stroke of
a pen.

My neighbor had his Prius hauled away to the scrap yard where it joined its
catconless bretheren.

BillK, since you live in a non-crazy nation, your comments and observations
are welcome.

spike