[ExI] dna

[William Flynn Wallace]

I think you would be lucky if you didn't get killed doing stuff like that.
I don't know what you should be doing, but you are wasted.  SNL, maybe?
bill w

On Wed, May 4, 2022 at 1:28 PM spike jones via extropy-chat <
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> ready for some excellent frat-boy fun.
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> spike     examples, please?    bill w
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> We secretly collect DNA from air in a local restaurant.  We don’t even
> know who it belongs to.  We give a DNA kit to a sibling, register the
> unknown DNA under his name, send the restaurant sample to AncestryDNA a
> week before he sends his.  Register his DNA under a different name.  A few
> weeks later, results under his name come back from the mystery person in
> the restaurant, and Hey bro!  You’re ADOPTED buddy!  We suspected it all
> along!
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> Of course the parents deny everything.
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> A few days later, results from my sibling come in, registered under a
> phony name.  Phase two of the gag, call him up:  BRO!  They SWITCHED the
> BABIES at the HOSPITAL!  You weren’t adopted, you were STOLEN!
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> Heh.  Let that mess with his head for a  few weeks.  Then decide if you
> will ever let him in on the gag.
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> All this shows to go ya, a comment I hear a lot in DNA circles: it’s so
> much fun to find second cousins.  You make friends, share histories,
> sometimes become close.  They become like a sibling, except without the
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> If you do crap like that gag I described, that would definitely fall under
> the term baggage.
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> spike
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