[ExI] worked on me

[spike at rainier66.com]

We are seeing climate change protestors doing various acts of civil
disobedience, climbing bridge towers, hurling soup or mashed potatoes at oil
paintings (to protest oil) and that sorta thing.  I didn't pay much
attention to it really until they figured out a protest which reeeeaaaalllly
riveted my full and undivided attention: they glued themselves to the floor
of the Porsche dealer.  Oh that worked.  It damn sure worked on me.  For
instance.

 

One guy glued himself next to a really tasty looking 718 boxter, with its
sleek handsome looks and road-holding aplomb unmatched in the sports car
world!

 

Another guy glued himself in front of the new Panamera, the unmistakable
luxury sedan which is equally at home on the race track and the Autobahn,
delivering its passengers in comfort while providing the driver with
unmatched excitement!

 

Another glued himself next to the new Cayman, and oh what a piece of German
engineering that is, oh my, a mid-range sports car with just enough
compromise for road use such that the corners just surrender to its
effortless handling characteristics!

 

Another guy glued himself next to that yummy turbo Taycan, with its
blistering acceleration and superlative luxury providing both comfort and
exhilaration!

 

I hadn't even heard of the new 2023 Porsche line until the climate
protestors advertised them for free.  They should hit the Mercedes dealer
next, then BMW after that.

 

spike

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