[ExI] Replacement AI (Satire)

[BillK]

Humans no longer necessary.
So we’re getting rid of them. Replacement.AI can do anything a human
can do - but better, faster and much, much cheaper.

<https://replacement.ai/>
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Welcome to the post-human future.
At Replacement.AI, we're not going to bullshit you about superhuman AI
"empowering workers". We're explicitly building machines that are
going to be better than you at every task. What economic value could
you possibly have?

Remember, you aren't the customers we care about. That's your boss.
You think we get $500 billion valuations through chatbots? Nonsense.
It's because employers (and their investors) see our true potential -
to make sure they never have to pay you another dime.
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It's satire!  Honest!  Don't panic!
(Well, not until next year, anyway).
BillK