[ExI] Replacement AI (Satire)

[Stuart LaForge]

On 2025-10-25 05:38, BillK via extropy-chat wrote:
> Humans no longer necessary.
> So we’re getting rid of them. Replacement.AI can do anything a human
> can do - but better, faster and much, much cheaper.
> 
> <https://replacement.ai/>
> Quote:
> Welcome to the post-human future.
> At Replacement.AI, we're not going to bullshit you about superhuman AI
> "empowering workers". We're explicitly building machines that are
> going to be better than you at every task. What economic value could
> you possibly have?
> 
> Remember, you aren't the customers we care about. That's your boss.
> You think we get $500 billion valuations through chatbots? Nonsense.
> It's because employers (and their investors) see our true potential -
> to make sure they never have to pay you another dime.
> ------------------
> 
> It's satire!  Honest!  Don't panic!
> (Well, not until next year, anyway).

Lol. Well that's why Linda McMahon stepped up to the plate as U.S. 
Secretary of Education so that she could close public schools and set up 
professional wrestling academies. Unemployed people don't need to know 
how to read, they need jobs! And professional wrestling is the growth 
industry for the future. You cannot automate professional wrestling 
because artificially intelligent machines can't feel pain.

That too is satire by the way. :)

Stuart LaForge