[Paleopsych] Iraq incident

[Steve Hovland]

The Marine And The Insurgent Agree On One Thing

 A U.S Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.  On the opposite side
of the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

 The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

 The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent. We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.

 I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag,
and he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat,
leftwing liberal drunken murderer.

 So I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well so does
Hillary Clinton!"

 "And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
 when a truck hit us!"
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