[Paleopsych] NYT: It Isn't Easy Being a Genius
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It Isn't Easy Being a Genius
By JIM COLLINS
LET me begin by making something very clear: I'm not a genius.
Tomorrow, 25 people are going to find themselves making similar
protestations - at least most of them are - after the MacArthur
Foundation announces its latest class of fellows for its so-called
genius award. And as someone who once received one of those awards,
here's a little insight into what the new fellows experienced over the
last few days and what they're going to have to deal with.
Two years ago, I received a call. The person on the other end of the
line asked if I was Jim Collins and if I was alone. For a moment, I
thought I was receiving an obscene phone call.
The caller then told me I had been selected as a MacArthur fellow. I
laughed, convinced this was another well-orchestrated prank by one of
my former college roommates. The caller tried to reassure me, and
eventually gave me a number to call to confirm the award. The number
had a Chicago area code, the home of the MacArthur Foundation. Maybe
this was legit.
I called the number and was assured by the folks on the other end that
I really had been selected for the award. They then told me I couldn't
tell anyone, except my immediate family, until the announcement in a
That night, my wife and I told our young children about the award. Our
daughter quickly chimed in that she too was a genius, but her brother
was not, because he didn't know all of his colors and he could count
only to 10.
The foundation avoids using the term "genius," and stresses that the
award (worth $500,000) is for creativity. Most people, however, play
up the genius label. I got my first taste of this the morning the
awards were announced. As I left home to get coffee, my neighbor
leaned from his second-story window, still in his pajamas, and yelled:
"Hey, Jimmy Neutron! I didn't know I was living next to a genius."
Within days, I began to receive requests from family, friends and
strangers to evaluate various pet theories, some well founded, some
half-baked, ranging from the therapeutic benefits of magnets to the
location of the missing dark matter in the universe. People sought me
out for answers and insights, usually prefacing their question with,
"You're a genius":
"We just saw 'War of the Worlds': are there aliens out there?"
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?"
"Does it really take seven years to digest chewing gum?"
"How do you weigh someone's soul?"
Some wanted my advice on which stocks to buy. Interestingly, the only
time I felt like a genius was in 1999 and early 2000, when I was
investing in high-tech stocks. In April 2000, I began my "Flowers for
Algernon" post-brilliance, post-Nasdaq-bubble decline, and quickly
picked up the nickname "idiot," several years before the Red Sox made
it popular. So I don't give out stock tips.
But here's a little advice to the new fellows. If you're an academic,
expect your colleagues to assume that all of your papers are being
accepted - little will they know that your work still gets rejected
And expect not to have a lot of fun with board games. Trivial Pursuit
has never been the same. My team always assumes it has the competitive
advantage. But once I miss a few questions, my teammates turn on me:
"What's the matter with you? You're supposed to be a genius!" The
other team chimes in: "Clearly, the MacArthur Foundation made a
These unrealistically high expectations extend even to children's
games. After my daughter recently beat me at Candyland, she looked at
me, disenchanted, and said, "Dad, I thought you were supposed to be a
genius." I tried to explain that the MacArthur award was for
creativity, not genius, and that my creative work did not encompass
the selection of colored cards from a randomly shuffled deck. My
daughter just slowly shook her head and walked out of the room.
Congratulations new MacArthur fellows, you geniuses.
Jim Collins, a bioengineer and 2003 MacArthur fellow, is a professor
at Boston University.
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