[ExI] Computer jokes

[John Clark]

 Tomasz Rola wrote:  

> A C programmer asked whether computer had Buddha's nature.      
> As the answer, master did "rm -rif" on the programmer's home    
> directory. And then the C programmer became enlightened...

"I teach UNIX" said a programer. "Oh, that's great," was the reply, "What do you teach them?"

Unix is user-friendly. It's just very selective about who its friends are.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Bad at math? Call 1-800-[(10x)(ln(13e))]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]

A bad random number generator:  1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 4.39*10^42, 1, 1, 1

How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows.

To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean? 

f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng. 

Isn't it odd that all the members of the Association for Computing Machinery are human?

What this country needs is a good five-cent microcomputer.

One picture is worth 128K words.

Cretin and UNIX both start with C.

Press any key...no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! 

Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
 
Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS! 

  John K Clark





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