[extropy-chat] rhymes with chasm

[Mike Lorrey]

spasm
phantasm
ectoplasm
phytoplasm ( and all other substances ending in -plasm)
schizm
any -ism will do as well

Then you can go into the whole Snoop Dog dictionary:
"skasm yo basm, da bizm ain't profitizm like in de old dizm."

--- Spike <spike66 at comcast.net> wrote:
> > Then it occurred to me that there are very few
> > words that rhyme with orgasm: ...This shortage in
> > English sure makes it difficult to write poetry... spike
> 
> And music too!  Such an unfortunate shortage relating
> to nearly everyone's favorite thing.  Consider if we
> were to attempt a modern remake of the Rogers & Hammerstein
> classic "The Sound of Music".  Every moviemaker knows
> a G rating kills profits, plus the original definitely
> needs to be sexed up a bit.  
> 
> In the modern version, consider the scene with the
> thunderstorm and the Von Trapp children are 
> cowering in Sister Maria's room.  The key to 
> a successful remake is to cleverly mix the 
> gaggy sweetness of the original with the 
> modern touch: intriguing suggestiveness.
> 
> Maria instructs that children that when the 
> dog bites, when the bee stings, she thinks 
> of her favorite things.  Suggested new version:
> 
> Raindrops on roses and biting sarcasm,
> Fluffy warm kittens, a multi-orgasm,
> Whips, snowflakes, chains, doves
> And leather cock rings
> These are a few of my favorite things.
> 
> etc.
> 
> Think of how different that movie would have been,
> had Maria been singing THAT when the Captain
> burst into the room.  It would surely get the
> desired R rating, and become a box office smash.
> 
> Granted, the children would have been puzzled.  
> (On the other hand, Leisl seemed a sporty type, 
> and she must have been suspicious by that time 
> of her boy Rolf's orientation, the way he resisted 
> her advances at the gazebo and all the furtive 
> meetings between him and the old butler Hans.)  
> 
> Had Sister Maria sung it the new way, the next scene 
> woulda been the Captain scouring the seedy section 
> of Salzburg to find a 24 hour fetish shop.
> Word would spread quickly and Von Trapp's Navy 
> buddies would soon be hanging around the old 
> convent looking for some action.  This would
> greatly improve the movie.
> 
> spike  
> 
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Mike Lorrey
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