[ExI] a little fun

[John Grigg]

 "HUMANS AND DOLPHIN ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE (CAN
SEE FLIPPER SMILING NOW, BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?)"

I thought chimps also had sex for pleasure.

On Fri, Feb 26, 2021 at 8:26 AM William Flynn Wallace via extropy-chat <
extropy-chat at lists.extropy.org> wrote:

> from bill w
>
>
> PROOF THAT SOME PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE ANYTHING AND THE WORLD IS NUTS:
>
> IN LEBANON MEN ARE LEGALLY ALLOWED TO HAVE SEX WITH ANIMALS, BUT THE
> ANIMALS MUST BE FEMALE.  SEX WITH A MALE ANIMAL IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.
>
> IN BAHRAIN, A MALE DOCTOR MAY LEGALLY EXAMINE A WOMAN'S GENITALS, BUT IS
> PROHIBITED FROM LOOKING DIRECTLY AT THEM, SO HE MUST USE A MIRROR.
>
> MUSLIMS ARE BANNED FROM LOOKING AT THE GENITALS OF A CORPSE.  IT APPLIES
> ALSO TO UNDERTAKERS.  THE GENITALS MUST BE COVERED BY A BRICK OR PIECE OF
> WOOD (BRICK?)
>
> THE PENALTY FOR MASTURBATION IN INDONESIA IS DEATH BY DECAPITATION (WORSE
> THAN GOING BLIND)
>
> THERE ARE MEN IN GUAM WHOSE FULL-TIME JOB IS TO TRAVEL THE COUNTRY SIDE
> AND DEFLOWER YOUNG VIRGINS, WHO PAY THEM FOR THE PRIVILEGE OF HAVING SEX
> FOR THE FIRST TIME.  UNDER GUAM LAW, IT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN FOR VIRGINS
> TO MARRY.  (WONDER WHAT THE APPLICANT'S QUALIFICATIONS ARE FOR THIS JOB?)
>
> TOPLESS SALESWOMEN ARE LEGAL IN LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND BUT ONLY IN TROPICAL
> FISH STORES.
>
> IN CALI, COLUMBIA, A WOMAN MAY ONLY HAVE SEX WITH HER HUSBAND AND THE
> FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENS HER MOTHER MUST BE IN THE ROOM TO WITNESS THE ACT.
> (MEN:  COULD YOU DO THIS?)
>
> IN SANTA CRUZ, BOLIVIA, IT IS ILLEGAL FOR MAN TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN AND
> HER DAUGHTER AT THE SAME TIME.  (MUST HAVE BEEN A BIG PROBLEM)
>
> IN MARYLAND IT IS ILLEGAL TO SELL CONDOMS FROM VENDING MACHINES WITH ONE
> EXCEPTION:  THEY MAY BE DISPENSED FROM A VENDING MACHINE ON 'IN PLACES
> WHERE ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ARE SOLD FOR CONSUMPTION ON THE PREMISES'
>
> TRIVIA:
>
> BANGING YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE WALL USES 150 CALORIES AN HOUR.
>
> HUMANS AND DOLPHIN ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT HAVE SEX FOR PLEASURE (CAN
> SEE FLIPPER SMILING NOW, BUT HOW DO THEY KNOW THIS?)
>
> AN ANT CAN LIFT 50 TIMES ITS WEIGHT, PULL 30 TIMES ITS WEIGHT (SEEMS
> BACKWARDS, EH?) AND ALWAYS FALLS OVER ON ITS RIGHT SIDE WHEN DRUNK (MUST
> HAVE BEEN A GOVERNMENT STUDY)
>
> BUTTERFLIES TASTE WITH THEIR FEET
>
> AN OSTRICH'S EYE IS BIGGER THAN ITS BRAIN.
>
> STARFISH DON'T HAVE BRAINS, SO THIS IS A NEW WAY TO CUSS SOMEONE 'HEY,
> STARFISH'
>
> TURTLES CAN BREATHE THROUGH THEIR BUTTS (AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE BAD
> BREATH?)
>
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