[ExI] new career path...

[William Flynn Wallace]

I gave a friend my copy of a Playboy issue that had photos of Katerina Witt
nude.  Sigh.....wow wow wow

Youtube - try it - it's really hard to whistle in tune.

Clipboard icon disappeared - spent 30 minutes online trying to find a way
to see it - installed a new app and the icon is not to be found.  Sigh.....
bill w

On Sun, Nov 27, 2022 at 1:11 PM spike jones via extropy-chat <
extropy-chat at lists.extropy.org> wrote:

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> Hey cool, a new industry has just opened up which I think anyone here
> could pursue: an elite college deprogrammer!
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> An article a friend sent me:
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> >…New York City pharmaceutical heiress Annabella Rockwell is claiming that
> her mother paid a $300-a-day "deprogrammer" after believing her daughter
> had been "brainwashed" by attending an all-female elite liberal college
> <https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/education/college> that left the
> young woman "totally indoctrinated" and estranged from the parents who
> raised her.
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> WOWsers, 300 bucks a day!  I could sooooo deprogram that young scholar
> with a healthy dose of reality!
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> Read on please:
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> >…"I left school very anxious, very nervous, very depressed and sad,"
> Rockwell, now 29, recently told The New York Post. "I saw everything
> through the lens of oppression and bias and victimhood. I came to the
> school as someone who saw everyone equally. I left looking for injustice
> wherever I could and automatically assuming that all White men were sexist.
> My thoughts were no longer my own."
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> Noooo problem me lass.  I can help you again see everyone equally, which
> leads to a calm sense of gratitude for how damn good we have it in this
> weary old world today, better than it has ever been in humanity’s
> long-suffering past: most people are doing pretty well for themselves, not
> that many who suffer from hunger, exposure or insufficient download speed.
> Some do still, but most have what we need to live a good life.
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> >…Rockwell, a former competitive figure skater…
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> Figure skater!  That sport gives them such tight buns!  I kid you not,
> google on “figure skaters” and hit images.  Whaddya see please?  I rest my
> case.  I cheerfully offer a 10% deprogramming discount for figure skaters.
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> <https://www.foxnews.com/category/us/new-york-city>
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> Well there ya go.  Spend some time with those of us who grew up on the
> lower south side.  Cured!  We see everyone as equal down here.  We all
> suck, of course, but equally so.  We don’t discriminate.
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> >… told The Post that at first, she was elated to attend Mount Holyoke
> College – a $60,000-a-year women’s institution…
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> No my son, you will not convince them that you identify as a woman and go
> there, I don’t care if it is a super target-rich environment with few
> competitors.  That $60k a year business is right out of the question.
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> >… in rural Massachusetts…
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> Advice to high school seniors: beware of ANYTHING out in rural
> Massachusetts.  That raises yellow flags in itself.  This wouldn’ta
> happened had you gone to rural Texas or rural Florida.  They don’t do
> sexism or racism there.  Well… a little sexism perhaps, but in a healthy
> fun way, not the depressing kind.
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> It’s really fun if you loosen up and allow yourself to enjoy life a bit.
> For instance, the cheerleaders are nearly all biologically female.  One
> forgets there is a sporting event of some kind going on behind them.
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> >…Unlike other first-year students, she said she did not participate in
> the "MoHo chop," an initiation ritual meant to shrug off gender roles by
> cutting one's hair…
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> Ja, I don’t recall any MoHo chops in the college I attended.  People could
> still shrug off gender roles if they wished, but without the extreme
> measures.  Suggested alternative: shrug off gender roles in such a way that
> is easily reversible, with clothing or costumes.  Don’t wreck your hair,
> because that takes a while to grow back if you get tired of the silliness,
> and surgery, forget it.  Painful and costs money.
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> >…By her junior year, however, Rockwell told the Post that she noticed a
> shift in herself after taking a Gender Studies class…
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> Oh that whole Gender Studies business, we knew that was trouble the minute
> we heard it wasn’t intended as a gag or self-parody.  They really do have
> those classes.  My advice is sincere my young college-bound friends: do
> your thing with clothing only, and most of all remember the song, play it
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> Its my theme song since 1988.  I love it!  Adjusts one’s attitude in a
> most healthy way.  High school seniors, sing it early and often.  You will
> have a lot more fun in college, a real university mostly paid for by the
> state.  Mainstream is good, you don’t need to attend these silly
> pretentious 60k institutions, you won’t even need 300 dollar a day
> deprogrammers afterwards.  But if you do need one, I am soooo here for yas,
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