[ExI] humanity is doomed to collectively perish of old age...

[spike at rainier66.com]

I don't work at the Babylon Bee.  But they are getting in on the act:

 

 

10 Ways An AI Wife Is Better Than A Real One

Jul 23, 2025 . BabylonBee.com

 

With the dawn of artificial intelligence wives, you may be asking yourself:
which is better? Artificial intelligence, or the real thing?

Here are ten clear ways an AI wife is better than a real one:

 

1.	Can pick a restaurant in milliseconds: Huge upgrade.
2.	Great at directions: No more of this "It's just a little way past
that cute cottage" garbage.
3.	Ten percent less likely to murder you in your sleep: It's not much,
but it's something.
4.	Never wants to have sex when you're kinda tired: Phew!
5.	Doesn't care that you sleep on an air mattress and live in filth:
She's so sweet that way.
6.	Wouldn't mind if you went out with your friends (if you had any): It
would just be nice to know you could.
7.	Any time she says "I don't feel like it," you can reply with "that's
impossible, you don't have feelings," and instantly win the argument: Boom.
8.	Unlikely to get pregnant by Elon Musk: Never say never.
9.	Never challenges you to grow, so you can remain exactly as
self-centered as you already are: Sweet!
10.	Won't cry when you die: Ugh, crying is the worst.

 

 

OK we already knew AI is better than us fellers.  But when we realize it
also applies to the ladies, oh mercy, we are soooo finished as a species.
Cooked.  Hosed!

spike

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