[Paleopsych] Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

[Steve]

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know 
if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either 
against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of 
the chicken crossing the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it!

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was
getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody 
out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with 
crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can 
real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax 
dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money 
the government took
from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the 
chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without 
having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us 
the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the 
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it 
experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life 
long dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the 
chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?